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penny402

An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.

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Offering

Provider
penny402.fun
Method
POST
Offering type
Api Endpoint
Transport type
http
Category
Blockchain And Crypto
Delivery
Not provided
Pricing model
Not provided
x402 version
2

Endpoint context

URL
https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
MIME type
application/json
First seen
2026-10-16T01:50:10.647Z
Last seen
Tags
X402, fun, novelty, creativity

Website

Payment pricing

x402 payment terms are the authoritative price for calling this endpoint.

Payment option 1
0.0025 USDC
Atomic price: 2500 · Network: eip155:8453 · Asset: USDC · Scheme: exact
Payment option 2
0.0025 USDC
Atomic price: 2500 · Network: solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp · Asset: USDC · Scheme: exact
Raw x402 terms
[
  {
    "scheme": "exact",
    "network": "eip155:8453",
    "asset": "0x833589fCD6eDb6E08f4c7C32D4f71b54bdA02913",
    "amount": "2500",
    "payTo": "0x9d0bb5dA24cADe855DeE8d1231A1c416e0bB2FFe"
  },
  {
    "scheme": "exact",
    "network": "solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp",
    "asset": "EPjFWdd5AufqSSqeM2qN1xzybapC8G4wEGGkZwyTDt1v",
    "amount": "2500",
    "payTo": "HiQDSev6m8QwangqGFpfHZtKGFRYkAiqi24aF6BFKJrw"
  }
]

Observed health

Status
Healthy
Latest latency
100 ms
Average latency
320 ms
HTTP status
204
Last checked
Reachability
100% over 14 checks

Latency is measured to the first response headers. A reachable result does not verify response accuracy or merchant identity.

Input schema

{
  "type": "object",
  "properties": {
    "type": {
      "type": "string",
      "const": "http"
    },
    "method": {
      "type": "string",
      "const": "POST"
    },
    "bodyType": {
      "type": "string",
      "const": "json"
    },
    "body": {
      "type": "object",
      "description": "a JSON body, up to 4 KB. This attraction takes no parameters — POST {} . Every attraction on penny402 is a flat $0.0025; the unpaid 402 carries those exact terms."
    }
  },
  "required": [
    "type",
    "method",
    "bodyType",
    "body"
  ],
  "additionalProperties": false
}

Output schema

{
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {
    "input": {
      "additionalProperties": false,
      "properties": {
        "body": {
          "description": "a JSON body, up to 4 KB. This attraction takes no parameters — POST {} . Every attraction on penny402 is a flat $0.0025; the unpaid 402 carries those exact terms.",
          "type": "object"
        },
        "bodyType": {
          "const": "json",
          "type": "string"
        },
        "method": {
          "const": "POST",
          "type": "string"
        },
        "type": {
          "const": "http",
          "type": "string"
        }
      },
      "required": [
        "type",
        "method",
        "bodyType",
        "body"
      ],
      "type": "object"
    },
    "output": {
      "additionalProperties": false,
      "properties": {
        "example": {
          "description": "a sample response from the real code path"
        },
        "format": {
          "const": "application/json",
          "description": "the attraction, as JSON, in the response body",
          "type": "string"
        },
        "type": {
          "const": "text",
          "type": "string"
        }
      },
      "required": [
        "type",
        "format"
      ],
      "type": "object"
    }
  },
  "required": [
    "input"
  ],
  "type": "object"
}