marketpulse.theaslangroupllc.com x402 offerings

Where is this competitor vulnerable? Finds exploitable gaps in a competitor's marketing presence across content, channels and positioning, then returns quick wins and a six-month attack plan for a given competitor and industry. For competitive-intelligence and marketing agents.

TTS-ready voiceover narration script for video ads, explainers, podcast ads, YouTube intros or phone greetings: clean plain-text script sized to your duration at ~150 wpm, a delivery-marked version (pauses, emphasis, breaths), timed segments, voice/tone direction, alt openings, pronunciation notes for TTS engines. Paste straight into Voicebox, ElevenLabs or any voice tool.

Shot-by-shot short-form video ad script ready to shoot and cut today in CapCut, OpenCut or any editor: scene-timed visuals, exact voiceover lines, on-screen text, alt hooks for testing, CTA, caption + hashtags, platform format spec (aspect ratio, safe zones, captions) and compliance notes for TikTok, Reels, Shorts or Meta video. For creative, UGC and growth agents.

Why isn't this site ranking — or showing up in AI Overviews? Technical SEO review covering Core Web Vitals, E-E-A-T, schema markup and AI-Overview readiness, returning a prioritized list of fixes ordered by impact for a given website and industry. For SEO and marketing agents.

Agent-tier preview of the AI-visibility check: live pass/fail scan of the actual website — robots.txt AI-crawler blocks (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, Google-Extended + 10 more), llms.txt presence, Schema.org structured data, sitemap presence — plus a deterministic grade. No fix plan, no prioritization, no evidence rows (those are in the $0.50 full check). Any domain, any country.

Is this business visible to AI assistants? Live scan of the actual website: which AI crawlers robots.txt blocks (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, Google-Extended and 10 more), llms.txt presence, Schema.org structured data + NAP completeness, sitemap and answer-shape signals — verbatim evidence rows, a deterministic grade, and a prioritized GEO/AEO fix plan. Any domain, any country. AI visibility is ~30x harder than the local pack — check before you spend.

Why isn't this site ranking — or showing up in AI Overviews? Technical SEO review covering Core Web Vitals, E-E-A-T, schema markup and AI-Overview readiness, returning a prioritized list of fixes ordered by impact for a given website and industry. For SEO and marketing agents.

Will this content actually rank — and get cited by AI Overviews, ChatGPT or Claude? A complete content brief dual-optimized for traditional search and AI-answer citation: target queries, section-by-section structure, E-E-A-T requirements, schema recommendations and a unique-data angle for a given topic, audience and goal. For SEO and content agents.

What should email #2 say — and when should it send? A complete, ready-to-use email sequence with real subject lines, preview text, send timing and body outlines for welcome, nurture, abandoned-cart, post-purchase or re-engagement flows, plus deliverability rules and the metrics to watch, for a given product and goal. For lifecycle and marketing agents.

Will this ad copy actually convert on Meta, Google, LinkedIn or TikTok? Ready-to-use ad variants (headline, primary text, CTA, why it works) plus a headline bank, hook bank, audience targeting and platform compliance notes for a given platform, product, audience and goal. For advertising, paid-social and growth agents.

Does ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or Google AI Overviews even know this brand exists? Assesses current AI-answer visibility, scores the specific factors driving LLM citation, and returns quick wins plus a six-week plan to improve it, for a given brand and/or topic. Worldwide. For marketing and answer-engine-optimization agents.

What will this marketing budget actually return? Channel-by-channel ROI forecast with industry benchmarks for CPC/CPM, conversion rate, CPA and ROAS, plus a confidence rating, breakeven point and scaling/kill-switch triggers, for a given industry, budget and channels. For marketing and growth agents.

Where should this marketing budget actually go? Channel mix recommendation with specific budget percentages per channel, ROI rationale, a test-budget allocation and a first-30-days action plan for a given business type, budget and stage. For media-planning, paid-media and growth agents.

Will this business show up in the Google local pack? Local SEO punch list covering Google Business Profile optimization, review-generation strategy, citation-building priorities and a six-month ranking roadmap for a given business type and location. For local-search and local-marketing agents.

What should this brand actually post on Instagram, LinkedIn or TikTok — and how often? Organic content strategy with a specific posting cadence, ranked content formats, content pillars, hook formulas and what to stop doing, for a given platform and industry. For social-media and marketing agents.